Oh, no.
“Hey, pal.”
Bobby, please tell me you’re not gonna be a Hawaiian Shirt Guy.
“Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I, uh, changed my latitude–”
Goddammit.
“–and, wouldn’t you know it, I changed my attitude.”
You will not turn into Jimmy Buffett on my watch, buster.
“Here’s the thing: I’m a pirate–”
YOU’RE A COWBOY.
“–and I was, uh, looking at 50.”
50? 50!? You stopped looking at 50 two decades ago.
“I’ve also decided to start lying about my age.”
You’re exhausting.
“Hey, I needed something to do after winning my feud with Huey Lewis.”
“WINNING?”
“You didn’t win shit!”
“SCREWIS YEWIS, HEWIS!”
Boys, boys.
Just remembered that in his biography JPB alleges that he wrote Feel Like a Stranger about when he and Weir went to a Hewis Lewis show.
How long did you scour Getty to get that perfect pic of Hewis?? Kudos on the quality investigative reporting.