Oh, no. “Hey, pal.” Bobby, please tell me you’re not gonna be a Hawaiian Shirt Guy. “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I, uh, changed my latitude–” Goddammit. “–and, wouldn’t you know it, I changed my attitude.” You will not turn into Jimmy Buffett on my watch, buster. “Here’s the thing: I’m a pirate–” YOU’RE … Continue reading I Thought That Friday Was Hawaiian Shirt Day