“Jenkins!” “Yes, sir?’ “It’s Ice Cube’s birthday.” “I didn’t know that, sir.” “I hope he has a good day.” “Well done, sir.” “Not his real name, you know. Ice Cube.” “I did know that, sir.” “He was born MC Fiddle Faddle.” “No, sir.” “He was born into this hip-hop game, Jenkins.” “If you say so, … Continue reading I Wish I Was A Great Big Creepy Bear And Some Fucking Turtles And Whatnot On A Northbound Train