Hey, iguana. Whatcha doing? “Crossing the road.” … My God, it’s happening. “You’re thinking about chickens.” Dammit. “There’s a lake over there. Probably a lot of bugs.” I am impressed that you’re in the crosswalk. “I’m a reptile, not an asshole.” Sure. Listen: any chance I could pick you up and carry you where you … Continue reading Iguana be Sedated