“Hey, Heavy Cheddar. Nice to meet you.” “Close enough, I guess.” “Heard you beat up Josh.” “No, no. John. I beat up John.” “Who’s John?” … “Yeah, I beat up Josh.” “That’s great. We’re not allowed to, so thanks.” “Wait, what?” “It’s in the contracts. Smart clause, actually.” “Did the Dead fight a lot?” “Oh, … Continue reading I’m Still Alive, He’s Still Dead