AAAAAHHHH! MY EYES! I’m so fucking DUMB. HOW COULD I DO THAT!? What!? What happened? OH, GOD, HELP ME. Stop capitalizing things. Okay. What happened? I was going to talk to an otter. You realize what you sound like? And I was looking for a picture of an otter that looked like Bobby. I repeat … Continue reading In Which I Do Not Talk To An Otter, And The Reason Wherefore