- Slap. (Backhand.)
- Slap. (Forehand.)
- Poorly-executed drop kick. (Bonus points if the fight really hadn’t escalated to that point yet.)
- Head butt that does more damage to the butt-er than the butt-ee.
- Way-too-hard Wet Willie.
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Hair pulling that only succeeds in removing wig or toupee.