“So, Eddie: I was thinking–” “You can’t join Pearl Jam.” “–what if I…okay.” “Sorry, man.” “Just throwing it out there.” “If you don’t ask, you don’t know.” “Right.” “And, um–this is a bit awkward–Jeff Ament wants his hat back.” … “This is my hat, Eddie.” “Please don’t make this weird.” “I bought this at the … Continue reading Jam Band; Jam, Band