Who are Guns N’ Roses members voting for?
AXL: Biden? Shockingly not a Trump guy. Would’ve been. Should be. Isn’t. We all know hearts can change.
SLASH: Slash has never voted in his entire life, and we all know this and I don’t know why we’re wasting time discussing it.
DUFF: Biden, but not happily. Duff’s a Commie like everyone else up in Cascadia who isn’t actively spraying a crowd of minorities with an assault rifle.
IZZY: As far as the government knows, Jeff Isbell does not exist, and that’s the way Izzy likes it. Izzy saw this bullshit coming years ago and fucked off for the hinterlands. Good for Izzy.
STEVE: Steven Adler has, somehow, voted less than Slash.
MATT SORUM, DIZZY CLARKE, GILBY WHATEVER, ANY OF THE VARIOUS NON-BUCKETHEAD GUITARISTS: Whoever Axl tells them to vote for.
BUCKETHEAD: Pat Paulson.
This is absolutely correct.
Tommy Stinson: Walter Mondale as a write-in. With a little picture of a penis drawn next to it and a smiley face with devil horns.
Tommy Stinson was my least disappointing celebrity encounter. I saw him at a certain…meeting…in LA once, and he looked just exactly like he was supposed to. The hair, the suit, the shoes. He was spectacular.
Almost as good as Pig’s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=24gRK8I5DVA