“Thoughts on my Ass!” Hey, Billy. Happy birthday, buddy. “69.” You’re 72. “No, I was talking about what I wanted as a gift.” Uh-huh. “The 69 is the most socialist of all the sex moves.” Sure. What’s the most capitalist sex move? “Going in dry, then stealing her wallet while she’s crying in the bathroom.” … Continue reading Just Humping And Drumming Across Those Desert Sands