“Gimme!” “Dad, I’m gonna hold her.” “Gimme the baby!” “Absolutely not, Dad. First of all, you’ve been drinking.” “Hey, I’ve always been drinking.” “And second: you teach her weird things.” “I do not?” “No? Then where did she learn the phrase ‘moneygrubbing Jews’ from?’ “Probably her mother. What’s her name again? Alpharetta?” “That’s a town … Continue reading Kreutzmann, Kreutzboyy, Kreutzbabyy