Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Lightning Round

Image result for dan rather bob“Bobby, this has been a blast.”

“Yeah, okay.”

“But before we go: lightning round.”

“Ooh. Love this game Okay: we going punch-for-punch or is there money on the line?”

“What?”

“Let’s play the feud!”

“Do you know what’s going on here, Bob?”

“Kinda.”

“Good enough. Lightning round. Here we go: Woodstock.”

“My good buddy.”

“Not the bird, the concert.”

“Muddy.”

“Egypt.”

“Sandy.”

“Pecan.”

“Also sandy.”

“Friend.”

“Jimi Hendrix.”

“Shoe.”

“Enemy.”

“Short.”

“Shorts.”

“Has Billy made a run at Katy Perry?”

“Two.”

“Always a pleasure, Bob.”

“I have no idea who you are.”

“Join the club.”

48 Comments

  1. August West

    Oh snap, Rather makes the best-ever sled dog joke at bobby’s expense. hahaha
    If you are not the lead dog, the view never changes much.
    https://youtu.be/PWMYG2dER7s

    • tor_haxson

      I really wanted to call bullshit on the whole McCoy Tyner references that Bobby likes to throw around,

      So I listened to a Love Supreme, hoping to find some ammunition to pile on Bobby a little bit.

      Maybe when Totd is done with his date he can bring McCoy in to his world for a visit, maybe Billy Cobham can join in, or Ornette Coleman.

      After listening to Love Supreme, which I am sure is the record he is talking about I do see his point.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clC6cgoh1sU

      And I think he was really trying to sound like that, listen to the run of notes, find a fat open chord that fits but does not get in the way, hit it and let it ring and wait for the lead to come back around and do it all again.

  2. Boogaloo

    SHOTS FIRED.

    You should have seen Dans face when Weir tried to explain to him why he blew off a potential full ride to Stanford in order to form a jug band.

    A lightning round of Family Feud would be hilarious, but Booby on 25,000 Pyramid would be epic.

  3. Boogaloo

    More Lightning Round Outakes w Dan & Bobby

    “John Mayer”

    “Oscar Kardashian”

    “Katys Bewbs”

    “Fake Rainbow”

    “Sammy Hagar”

    “Hammy Cigar”

    “Benji Eisen”

    “Murph & The Magic Tones”

    “Ginger”

    “Maryfuckinann”

    “Core 4”

    “And 20 Years Ago”

    “Core 3”

    “Phil Chalk Outline”

    “Core 2”

    “The Plot Moistens”

    “Core 1”

    “Uh Oh Shit Just Got Real”

    “Core Zero”

    “In Walton We Trust”

  4. Drew

    If I had a nickel for every time Bobby invokes McCoy Tyner, I’d be dead.

  5. spencer

    https://imgflip.com/i/plcgy

    • August West

      That would be perfect if they morphed Abe’s face with Jerry’s.
      Hey ToD is at the beach with the fam right? And maggie is MIA too. Coincidence? hahha

      • spencer

        We need a comment section Paparazzi.

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        I will pretend to be maggie against my better judgement.

        “DAN IS A SQUARE AND SHOULD NOT BE WITHIN 2 ZIPCODES OF BOBBI AT ALL TIMES”

      • spencer

        Awesome, well done. Next time misspell half yuar wurds tho.

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        BOBBI IS MY BROTHER not the “other one”

      • August West

        Good idea. Get your camera and get to that beach. haha

      • August West

        Thank you Bonnie , I was beginning to Jones for teen mind Schizophrenia. But also please use lots of acronyms that I have to go look up on urban dictionary. tbh lel CFU

      • spencer

        I’m afraid of what I would find. A teenage girl dressed like a middle aged deadhead, or a middle aged deadhead dressed like a teenage girl? I still think there the same person

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        NO TotD SUX & GFY spencer WHAT R U

      • August West

        Bonnie U R The Shiznit. JFC ahahaha

      • maggiemay

        HOLY SHIT AUGUST I JUST NOTICED THE PIC OF ANGELICA (THE CARTOON BIKINI GIRL, SHES FROM RUGRATS) AND I FUCKING SPIT MY WATER OUT OMFG YOU GUYS ARE SO FCKIN FUNNY

  6. Boogaloo

    I found em…

    http://seattletwist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/twist2.gif

  7. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    I am watching this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OWi1g8Xz5s

    • spencer

      Very nice

      • spencer

        Voodoo a on YouTube has the goods

      • spencer

        Voodoonola dam u autocorrect

    • August West

      Oh man, that ez wind is awesome. Gotta go get that for my mix tape.

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