Luke, I Am Your Father, And Your Uncle Mickey

“Luke, my son, you are the glory of my loins, and you give me proper praise, like Telemachus unto Odysseus. You honor me, boy. You honor me.” “Uh-huh. How long you and Uncle Mickey been hanging out, Dad?” “Since 1974. And also all day.” “All day?” “It’s Mushroom Monday, Lukey. We’ve been pounding boomers since … Continue reading Luke, I Am Your Father, And Your Uncle Mickey