- Sometimes, the ball was hurled downfield with an abandon most would term reckless.
- At other times, the ball was simply handed to the largest nearby fellow.
- Baby Mr. Peanut was misshapen and weak, and should be left outside the city walls to be eaten by wolves, or the poor.
- I get a little more communist every day that one of those billionaire assholes doesn’t buy Fox and set it on fire.
- Why did security not remove the abuelita that wandered onto stage during Shakira’s performance?
- That little kid who ran the ball in wasn’t sufficiently patriotic; he should have performed fellatio on the Pat Tillman statue.
- LETDOWN: An Andy Reid-coached game in which he does not become confused by the clock and how Time Outs work is like a KISS show where they don’t close with Rock & Roll All Nite.
- Jerry Hall’s got a type, huh?
- San Francisco got rooked in that the game was decided by who scored the most points, and not which team had the most fuckable quarterback.
- Everyone was wowed by Jennifer Lopez being 50, but no one mentioned that Richard Sherman is 93 years old.
- I’ve made this observation before, but I’ll repeat it: With what we now know about the game’s effect on the human brain, watching football is like watching vintage gay porn, in that you know what the young men on the screen are going to die of.
- We’re on our ninth Fast & Furious movie.
- No joke.
- Just pointing out a fact.
- Nine.
- Plus that one that came out last year where The Rock and Jason Statham fought Idris Elba.
- That makes ten, I suppose.
- Obviously, no causative link can be drawn between that fact and the growing anti-vaccine movement, but those two data points aren’t completely unrelated.
- SOMETHING YOU’LL NEVER HEAR JOE BUCK SAY: “Y’know what, Troy? Fuck the troops.”
- It was a better world when Morganna the Kissing Bandit was on the loose.
- If I were a billionaire, I would buy three or four commercial slots in a row and play this:
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
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Dude! They played Bertha! That’s the most memorable moment in super bowl history.
I sure enjoyed that!
Quite the video , D A N G E R indeed. In case a billionaire thinks this is a good idea I’d follow up that one with beercan by beck. That would be a real one-two commercial break!
https://youtu.be/zVay-RfNGv8