Might Be Going, Helena Copter

“General, this is not better.” “I can’t hear you, Jenkins. You’re wearing a helicopter.” “I’m setting down, sir.” PERSONAL HELI-DEVICE LANDING NOISE “Very smooth, Jenkins. Like a teenager’s ass full of 50-year-old scotch.” “That is very smooth, sir.” “Maybe the whole works are greased up.” “That would make the ass slick, sir. Slick is not … Continue reading Might Be Going, Helena Copter