“What fuckery is this?” Josh? “Nope. A little lower.” … Wolf? “Mr. Wolf. Put some respect on my name.” Sorry. Mr. Wolf. “Do I look like a slutty sophomore?” I’m sorry? “I said…do I look like a slutty sophomore?” No. “THEN WHY IS EVERYONE FINGERING ME?” Ew. “What’s happening here is not consensual. Who is … Continue reading Never Rub Another Man’s Rhubarb