New, New Minglewoody Blues

Bobby. “Hey. Have, uh, you met Woody Harrelson?” Hey, Woody. How are you? “I’m just here to talk about Rampart.” Great. Bob? “Yeah?” Weren’t you just wearing shoes? “My body rejected them.” Sure. “Like a baboon liver” Gotcha. “Knees swole up, eyes started watering, armpits got confused.” Sounds bad. “Luckily, my wife–” Natasha Monster. “–always … Continue reading New, New Minglewoody Blues