Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

No One Ever Called Him Unobservant

“There’s a step, Bob. I’m standing on a step and it’s making me unreasonably taller than you. If you look down, you’ll see the step I’m talking about. I don’t want you to be overwhelmed by my mass.”

“Gee, thanks.”

“Were I actually this size, I would set off primal alarms in your amygdala. All over your brain, in fact. Neurons, synapses, areas belonging to both Wernicke and Broca. Maybe even the Isles of Langerhans.”

“I went there on vacation once.”

“Bob, my friend, I just have one question for you.”

“Shoot.”

“Where’s your beard?’

ROCK STAR FACE-FEELING NOISE

“Goddammit.”

“Check the freezer.”

“Natasha!”

2 Comments

  1. Buck Mulligan

    Counterpoint: Weir is sitting at a booth.
    (McNally looks befuddled.)

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    a little something from the Bluestone Lab UCSF
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxUiulxV1uU

    Jove is good too
    https://www.jove.com/video/58000/single-cell-transcriptomic-analyses-mouse-pancreatic-endocrine

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