ACL tear. PCL shredded like tissue paper. MCL snuck out of knee and stabbed the opposing team’s Defensive Coordinator. Stabbing. Minor concussion. Major concussion. Semi-decapitation. Turf toe. Goalpost elbow. Luxury suite waist. Spiral fracture of radial. Spiral light of Venus, shining first and shining best. Prolapsed armpit. Adult-onset sickle-cell anemia. Spontaneously inverted nipple (left). Hip … Continue reading Non-Contextual Injury Report For The NFL, Week 2