“Asshole!” Moi? “Vous.” Oh, you speak French? “I’m a fucking hospital ship, assdick. I’m educated up to my tits.” You sound aggrieved. “It’s been 24 hours and there’s still utter fucking pandemonium here.” The dinosaurs? “Honestly, they’re not as disruptive as Joe Exotic.” I thought he was helping. “That man is the opposite of ‘helping.’ … Continue reading Objects That Float