East Atlantic Smook. Spine-finned barbarossa. Greater jazzhand. Jamaican royal abalone. Chesterton’s articulated porpoise. Dentistfish. Possumfish. Lake Baikal silver immaculate. Sneakerheaded trout. Red sallygagger. Chinese longtailed peabobryson Rainbow motherfucker. Sextopus. Septepus. Octocep. (One leg, eight heads.) Corrugated sockass. Swagfish. Maldivian gunwale. Good enough white shark. Intermittently competent white shark. Unacceptable white shark. White privileged shark. Glastonbury … Continue reading Obscure Fish Species