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Out-Of-Context Answers From Miss Donna Jean’s Reddit AMA

  • Seagram’s and seconal.
  • Oh, I liked ’em all, sugar.
  • We never played France live because Billy claimed to be “allergic to the chord changes” and he was feisty about it.
  • You can’t get a chifforobe busted up for no nickel no more.
  • Well, I don’t do too much bakin’, but I can’t say I ever had a pie stolen when I left it on a windowsill to cool.
  • I think that just happens in cartoons.
  • There was three of us girls singin’, and Elvis introduced us all to Doctor Nick, and that’s ’bout the extent of what I recall of the King.
  • I liked playin’ San Francisco the best cuz I could sleep at home, and I liked playin’ New York the least cuz of the Jewishness.
  • It depends on whether you’re talkin’ ’bout a null hypersurface or a polar one.
  • My baby Zion is 45 years old, and he has two babies hisself: General and Lee.
  • No, I would not know how to spell the wail in Playin’.
  • There’s a whole mess o’ “whoa” and “yeah” in there, I suppose.
  • Of course I believe in Hell, sugar; Lincoln needed somewhere to go when he died.

 

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4 Comments

  1. Murray

    Much respect for the Mayella Ewell reference.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    Aren’t you being just a little too hard on Donna Jean?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Was I mean? I didn’t think I was being so. You know I love Miss Donna Jean.

      • Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

        I know, I know. And if you volunteer to do an AMA, you open yourself up to anything.

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