Does his tongue ever go in his mouth? “Not that I’ve seen. It’s been in her mouth.” Oh, sure. “Recently and repeatedly. They simply will not stop making out.” Aww. “What?” You’re jealous. “Of him?” And covetous. “Of her? Ha! No, dude. I’m good.” I’m sure you are. I mean, you used to be the … Continue reading Pear-Shaped