DAY – INTERIOR, COUSIN LARRY’S LIVING ROOM
COUSIN LARRY (Mark Linn-Baker) is sitting on the couch watching teevee. BALKI (Bronson Pinchot) enters. He is carrying GROCERY BAGS.
BALKI
Cousin Larry, I will never understand this crazy
country! I went to the supermarket, but it did not
have a cape and was not saving the day! I do not
know why it is is so super!
COUSIN LARRY
Balki, you’ve been LIVING IN THIS COUNTRY
FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS! HOW DO YOU NOT GET
THIS BASIC SHIT?
Cousin Larry then BEATS Balki TO DEATH with a BOWLING PIN.
THE END
No Dance of Joy?
throw in Conway Twitty as the wacky next door neighbour. knows how to get rid of a body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIgf73B4ybo