bobby color yelping

Other things Bobby’s sweat can do:

  • Induce labor.
  • Cause glass to corrode.
  • Flavor coffee.
  • Remove calcium deposits and hard water stains.
  • Magically reinvigorate pixies.
  • Write secret messages in lieu of invisible ink.
  • Provide a soothing balm to sufferers of Morgellon’s disease.
  • Wood glue.
  • Lube (Non-sexual.)
  • Lube (Sexual.)
  • Provide a base-note for Bobby’s cologne, Thighs by Bobby.
  • Can be matched with chicken or beef.
  • Smell like the balls of an angel.