I know what you’re doing. “Excuse me?” You’re pulling the Thornton Mellon routine. Trying to make yourself look handsomer by hanging out with uggos. “Please don’t call my friends ‘uggos.’” Tell your friends to stop being ugly. “This man happens to be a celebrity chef.” Great. Tell him to make me a grilled cheese. “He … Continue reading Put That Away Or I’m Cutting It Off