Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Hanging out with my dog. Getting pointed at.”

The usual, huh?

“Every day is like the last.”

That’s a fine-looking hound.

“Oh, yeah. I was gonna sign him up for an Instagram account, but Monet won’t let me. She’s afraid he’ll have more followers than she does.”

Not out of the realm of possibility. Photogenic animal.

“All of my dogs have been attractive. Some folks like those weirdo dogs with the bulgy eyes or whatever, but my dogs need to be lookers.”

You’re a man with a plan.

“Sure.”