You are not a person, but almost six pissed-off octopodes. Clicked the wrong button on Amazon. Trying to collect the full set. Because your next door neighbor is Alphonse “46 Guns” Henderson, and fuck that guy. Own a gun museum. Own a gun-themed bed-and-breakfast in Vermont where, each fall, visitors come to shoot at the … Continue reading Reasons A Person Needs To Own 47 Guns