“It’s so nice to have you back, Mrs. Donna Jean.”

“Wynonna Judd, Bob.”

“The names sound similar.”

“Lotta people’s names sound similar, Bob. Don’t mean they’re the same person.”

“Agree to disagree. Nine times out of ten, people are the same person.”

“I don’t even begin to understand that last bit o’ nonsense.”

“Westphalia–”

“Wynonna.”

“–you on TikTok? I’m, uh, all over that site. I missed out on YikYak, so I decided to get in on the ground floor with TikTok.”

“You talkin’ ’bout investin’?”

“No. I make viral videos with the dogs. Well, semi-viral. Wish I still had Otis around. He was a husky. So, you know, if everything wasn’t just exactly perfect, he’d start whining. Sounded almost human. Anyway, I logged onto the YouTube the other day, and folks eat that up. I could, uh, be doing big numbers, but now we got a German Shepherd and a curly-haired thing. No humorous noises whatsoever.”

“Going back over to the piano.”

“All right, then.”