Hey, Billy. Reading? “Nah. Looking at pictures. Never really learned how to read.” What? “Seemed like a hassle.” This is a new development. “First grade, right? Teacher’s giving us that whole ‘A,B, C’ bullshit. What’s that called?” The alphabet. “Alpha dog don’t need no alphabet.” That doesn’t make sense. “So the teacher-lady goes ‘Open your … Continue reading Relic Relaxes, Relishes Relix