You have such attractive parents, John. “This is Fleetwood Mac.” Ah. You have a straw, a flashlight, and some coke? “That’s a terrible rumor about a wonderful and talented woman.” See, that’s where we differ. I think it makes her more awesome. “It’s scurrilous.” What now? “I got a Word-A-Day calendar.” Gotcha. “Today was ‘cenobite.’” … Continue reading Return Of The Mac