“Secretary Perry, glad you could–” “That rhymes! Secretary Perry!” “–come by and…oh, it’s gonna be one of those meetings.” “Before we get started, could I get you a pair of genuine ostrich cowboy boots?” “I’m fine.” “Gator?” “No, thank you.” “You name an animal, an’ I’ll get someone to make it into a pair of … Continue reading Rick Perry Visits His Lawyer