“ATTENTION, ER’RYBODY. AH AM ALIVE AND STILL VERY HANDSOME AN’ TALENTED. ALSO, AH HAVE DEFECTED TO NORTH KOREA–” “Only Korea.” “–VOLUNTAR’LY AN’ OF MAH OWN FREE WILL AN’ ALL THAT.” Oh, thank God. You’re alive. “Course I alive.” Not you. “AH HAVE PERSEVERED THROUGH MY BONDAGE, MUCH LIKE THE JEWS IN ANCIENT EGYPT.” Wow, very … Continue reading Secret, Asian