Hey, Snake Tee-Shirt. Long time no see. “How’sss it hanging?” Can’t complain. You? “Sssad.” Aw, buddy. What’s the matter? “Worried about the United Ssstatesss.” We all are. “I’m a patriot. You know I wasss in the Marine Corpsss.” You don’t pronounce the S in that word, let alone pronounce it like that. “You don’t ressspect … Continue reading Semper Reptilis