“Jenkins!”
“Sir?”
“What the hell kind of hat is this?”
“It’s an Uncle Sam hat, sir.”
“I don’t see it.”
“That is most definitely an Uncle Sam hat.”
“Just doesn’t say ‘America’ to me.”
“The stripes? The colors?”
“Nope. Nope.”
…
“What if I stuck a little flag on it?”
“Perfect! Then you’ll say ‘That’s an American hat.’ Wait. You were talking about an American flag, right?”
“What other kind is there, sir?”
“Hot damn, I like that answer, Jenkins.”
“I knew you would, sir.”
That hat! That was auctioned off a few years ago.
Furthur reeding, four thee most cash you all observer:
http://www.christies.com/features/jerry_garcia_hat-5308-1.aspx Jerry Garcia and the story of the ‘Captain Trips’ hat
got some good smells i bet