In honor of the manly and earthy-smelling website Reddit, Thoughts on the Dead presents Scary Two-Sentence Stories. Did you enjoy the chimichangas? Dammit, Garcia just locked himself in the only bathroom. Billy’s right behind you. That means you’re right in front of him. Hi, guys. Oh…hi, Ned. We’ve traced the call! Bobby’s shorts are INSIDE … Continue reading Shortest Story Ever Told