Hey, turtle. Whatcha doing?
“Not a turtle, precisely.”
Oh? I had no idea.
…
What are you?
…
C’mon. Say it.
…
What are you?
“A terrapin.”
STAAAY–EE–AY-TION!
“Goddammit.”
SOME RISE!
“Fuckin’ hippies.”
SOME FALL!
“Shut up, jackass.”
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