Hey, crab. “Heeeeey, man.” Soup? “I’m Soup’s cousin, man.” What’s your name? “Bisque, man.” Makes sense. Wait. How are you Soup’s cousin? “He’s adopted. Don’t tell him, man.” I won’t. Why are you living in a skull? “Got thrown out of the mason jar I was staying in, man. Then there was a thermos. Had … Continue reading Steal Your Carapace