Stuffing Your Stocking

Christmas is coming, Enthusiasts, coming all over us. Christmas is coming soon, too: can’t you hear Christmas’ breath becoming labored? Can’t you see Christmas’ toes curling? Don’t mention Christmas’ mother right now, Enthusiasts! Christmas will never come if you do that. Excuse me. Christmas is gonna come in our eyes and laugh when we cry. … Continue reading Stuffing Your Stocking