Happy anniversary, tapirs! On this date in Grateful Dead history in 1984, the Dead set aside a special section at their Berkeley Community Theater show just for tapirs, starting a jam band tradition that lasts until this very day. Good job, Grateful Dead!

Ahem.

Yes?

Tapers. With an e.

What now?

It was the Taper’s Section. For human beings recording the show. Not tapirs. 

Tapers?

Yes.

Those pale nerds with all the gadgets who like shushing people?

Yes.

…

Never mind.