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Tag: 6/10/73

A Gathering Of Crowds

band crowd 6_10_73

The Egypt shows look different depending on the angle the shot’s from.

No.

Oh, yes. Look. You can see the Sphinx.

That’s a clock. Are you wearing your glasses?

I don’t need them: I am young and vigorous, and I have the eyes of an Olympic archer.

Sure, Magoo. Check the pic again. It’s not Egypt.

Ah. Yes. That is obviously 9/18/87.

Have you been drinking again?

Bottles of truth.

It’s not 9/18/87.

I think I can recognize Madison Square Garden. I’ve been there dozens of times.

Garden’s got a roof, doesn’t it?

Might be retractable now. Everything is so advanced these days.

Why so weird so early?

Oh, no: wait. I see it.

Thankfully.

It’s Trafalgar Square on V-E Day.

I hate this job.

We beat the Hun!

We did, yeah.

The Ministry Of Silly Jams

phil jerry rfk silly

“There’s no way you look sillier than me.”

“Dude, I look like a scarecrow who came to life and started selling meth.”

“Whatever. My shirt clearly belongs to a closeted middle-school music teacher from Saskatoon.”

“Using Time Sheath technology, I stole this ridiculous hat from a tiny black man who lives in the future.”

“Prince?”

“Fuck no, not Prince.”

“You’ve noticed–”

“Yeah, I saw the pigtails.”

“–the pigtails, right? Right.”

Just Like Frankenstein

Wanna laugh? Go listen to Ramble On Rose from the famous RFK show in 1973. Gentlemen, I know it’s impossible to always be playing the same song, but can we not at least play in the same key?

P.S. Wanna keep laughing? Keep playing the show until you get to Box of Rain, where you will learn that no one informed Phil’s larynx about the whole “perfect pitch” thing.

P.P.S And then, of course, keep listening to the way they take Stella Blue from train wreck to utter, tear-inducing revelation in less than two verses until, for the first time in the show, they’re in the groove and Garcia’s all, “I’m gonna fuck shit up now, fuck it up so very hard.” AND HE DOES. (The previous two sentences are to be known as Exhibit A in the case of Why Hasn’t UCSC Called Yet?

P.P.P.S Go listen to Billy on He’s Gone. Go back and listen to that man RIGHT NOW or we can’t be friends anymore. The only explanation for Billy’s prowess is that on days off, he secretly roamed the countryside cutting the heads off of other drummers and absorbing their skills through the Quickening.