bobby jerry dylan 7:4:87

Most people would see Gnarls Oohlala over there and say, “Game over, man. That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.”

But the Enthusiast’s gaze lingers, drifts. It catches the shorts, of course, but to pair them with the yoga-neck T-shirt is bold; to rock the rolled, aerobics-class headband is brave.