- Fireworks go off at the end of the set break.
- We are here:

- We realize that the fireworks are meant to be seen from seats, rather than with fake Ionic columns and glassed-in Club Level suites looming overhead.
- It just seemed rather impossible at the time.
- You feel me.
- In person, the columns and the new-fangled nonsense complement each other as poetically as any place named Soldier Field can hope, but in pictures, it’s a mess.
- “Hey, what was the worst part of the past?”
- “That it was terrifying?”
- “And what was the worst part of the Aughts?”
- “Everything.”
- “There’s your building!”
- The two Colonnades, one on each side of the building, are all that’s left from the old place, which was crumbling and spartan.
- The new part–which is essentially all of it–was built in the early 2000’s and it is obvious.
- Everything is off-white and sleek and jammed up against exposed structural components.
- It looks like a dotcom office from 2002.
- After the fireworks, the (kinda) Dead take advantage of the excitement by moseying into a little jam that takes its sweet time making its way to Truckin’.
- Showmen to the last.
- You know my feelings on the “long, strange trip” line, but that’s mostly overuse and lazy writing I’m annoyed with: when the (sort of) Dead sing it at you in a stadium and you sing it back, it is a good line.
- Tryptophan is so loud in the speaker array that is directly in front of us: we are in section 336 and the speakers are hoisted in the air by a small drivable crane that is parked behind the Deafheads.
- These are the Deafheads:

- They are hearing-impaired, or deaf, or Deaf; this was an asset during the Vince years.
- Like most things in the American Deaf community, Deafheads came out of Galluadet.
- Deaf people smoke pot, too, it turns out.
- And while I suppose there weren’t too many Deaf tapers or traders, a weird number of them got into going to shows, and they got an interpreter.
- The Dead, perhaps tickled by the fact that they had fans who couldn’t even hear them, helped out and made sure there was always a space carved out on the floor, and a platform for the interpreter.
- English-to-ASL is not a lateral move.
- They’re different ways of interfacing with reality if you want to get all Sapir-Whorf about it.
- They have a small corral made of metal barriers, and the interpreter faces away from the stage on a platform with a large monitor showing the close-ups of the band; many of the Deafheads hug large balloons to transfer the sound waves more powerfully into their chests.
- People kept offering ten bucks for the balloons, which I think was classless.
- Truckin’ is over and they are playing Cassidy, which makes us happy.
- During the set break, we meet two of Chris’ friends who, though I do not know them, I know them.
- Here is a secret about Jews: we only live in five or six places.
- A couple towns in Jersey/Long Island/Massachusetts; Manhattan; Los Angeles; South Florida (and not all of it, trust me); and Israel.
- That’s it.
- Outside of these locations, you might find a Jew, but you won’t find the Jews – we tend to cluster.
- One of the women and I were from the same New Jersey town full of Jews.
- (Let’s see if we’ve got any Jewish Geography experts out there. Tell me my hometown: it wasn’t Short Hills, but it was pretty good.)
- An opposing school once taunted our basketball team by throwing bagels onto the court, which is wrong.
- Funny, but wrong.
- Her dog had just died.
- Up and died, precisely: woke up dead one morning a few days before the shows.
- Dog was named Cassidy, and she was hoping for a Cassidy, and when we heard it, we texted her and danced and cheered.
- I did not text her, as I still did not have my phone.
- No matter how many times I patted my pockets
- I swear on everything I love and cherish that I was reaching for my phone well into the second set.
- And I was sober, too: I would have been able to drive a car.
- On an abandoned airfield, or some other flat and empty space; it would also be advisable to not let anyone else anywhere near me.
- But, I could drive, yeah.
- This is what it looks like:

- We are on the other side of the stadium, and we are dancing and awaiting out Terrapin, which will be the transcendent moment.
- One would assume.
- What could go wrong?
- Then Trey snaps out the opening chord and slide into Terrapin and 70,000 people raise their hands in thanks and joy and gratitude.
- Who’s gonna sing?
- Bruce does it with his band.
- Trey could–oh, Sweet Baby Corn, what is this?
- Phil.
- …
- Huh.
- I forgave him instantly, although I was in a forgiving mood.
- This is Martin:

- He is an adorable muppet.
- When I have spoken about Chris and Martin, he has been the Martin; he can’t be the Chris, he’s too short.
- He had been looking forward to the Terrapin; when we discussed the songs the (mostly) Dead might play, he got excited over the Terrapin.
- Without any particulars, we had a long conversation this night about how much to do.
- I’ll just leave it at that wording.
- The decider was Terrapin: we would get a Terrapin this evening, so therefore – more.
- We will get a Terrapin, so we should do more: this is good logic.
- We forgot that Terrapin was a Phil song.
- Box, Tom Thumb’s, Terrapin.
- And there was the initial disappointment and confusion, but then that shit got funny.
- Phil singing Terrapin was like Lucy pulling the football away from 70,000 Charlie Browns at once.
- And Martin and I started having a great time laughing at the absurdity of it all, and doing our Phil impressions when, as I mentioned previously, the guy in front of us wearing a captain’s hat shushed us.
- Which was right of him to do, but also funny as fuck.
- Like: he wasn’t the captain of the section, man.
- And then Chris–who disappeared fifteen minutes ago, ostensibly to get beer–comes back.
- His friends are in hysterics, Phil is singing Terrapin, Captain Shushalot has turned the section into a hell-on-earth under his tyrannical rule.
- “I leave you guys alone for two minutes…”
- This is Chris:

- He is the one who is tall, handsome, and not Benjy.
- There is more to this photo; not much more, but a little.
- There will, I feel, be time to talk about stuff during the upcoming Unbroken Chain>Days Between pairing, which may in fact still be going on.
- The video screens come on for Drums.





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