Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Tag: 7/7/78

When I Stack My Masterpiece

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Precarious Lee never won any awards. He came in third in his sixth grade spelling bee, and that was better than he had expected to do, so he was happy. He created no lasting works; Precarious never learned to sculpt, and he didn’t have the patience for novel-writing.  He facilitated art, but never got around to making any. Precarious has lived his life without inflicting much of a scar on the historical record.

But, Precarious? He did that bullshit right there.

And that bullshit right there?  That’s art.

Lemieux, Brute?

BIG NEWS! David Lemiuexsicaltheatre has gotten a haircut!

That’s not the big news.

Yeah? Tell that to Big-Dicked Sheila.

Please keep the actual world and your silly skitches separate.

No.

Fine. Then at least tell the nice people the actual news.

July ’78 Box Set. Three uncirculated shows from Kansas City, St. Paul, and Omaha; plus the two Red Rock shows.

Wait. Those are the part of the long-lost Betty Board cache.

Yup. Spider-Man’s back at Marvel, Bettys are back in the Vault, God’s in His Heaven, and all’s right with the world.

All?

Oh, no: not all. But those two things are cool.

Sure.