Tag: 9/11

Topics That Will NOT Be Covered This Evening:

• 9/11. You want 9/11? Buzzfeed has a list of 23 Funniest 9/11 Tweets By Asian Women. I’m not doing it this year.
• The American-led Pinochet coup of 1973.
• Norm MacDonald and his slow-talking bullshit.
• The Avital Ronell sexual harassment case.
• Wombats and their dodecahedral assholes.

Topics That MAY Be Covered This Evening:

• The Catalonian independence movement.
• Mickey’s birthday.
• How shitty the Egypt shows were and how apoplectic I’ll be if they get re-released instead of shows that, you know, sound good.
• Bobby’s fascination with, and possibly lust for, Herbie Hancock’s keytar.
•  The history of Idaho.
• Sheila and Tiresias’ adventures in Los Angeles.

Topics That WILL Be Covered This Evening:

• Pitchfork’s disrespectful and just plain stupid list of the Top 200 80’s Albums.
• The classic mockurapumentary Fear of a Black Hat.