“Robert.”
“It’s actually Bobert.”
“It’s singing. Into my microphone.”
“He’s an excitable boy.”
“It smells like aggressive cheese.”
“I can’t respond to that. Lemme ask you a question: where’s your armor?”
“I’m not that kind of knight, Bob.”
“Another question.”
“Yes?”
“You dye your hair?”
“Next question.”
“I been thinking about it. Jet black like a professional wrestler. Maybe leave a couple grey stripes in the beard.”
“Why on earth would yo do that?”
“I got a new kid in the band who’s pulling focus. Need something for the crowd to look at.”
“GRONK WANT BE PAPERBACK WRITER!”
“We’re not even playing that, Bob. He doesn’t know the words.”
“Never stopped me, Yoko.”
…
“Bob?”
“Sure?”
“Why does everything look so odd?”
“Like an Instagram filter?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“I think he stole the picture from Instagram, probably.”
“‘He?’ What? I don’t understand.”
“Are you familiar with the concept of semi-fictionality?”
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