This is the worst OKCupid picture I’ve ever seen.
“Shut it, jackass.”
I think the guy to your left is wearing a disguise.
“No, that’s just what he looks like.”
Why does Grahame have to stand all the way over there?
“He knows why.”
Kids.
“Gonna replace him with Baby Levon the second I can.”
Sure. Phil?
“What?’
Are you sure about this?
“The customers love it.”
Yeah, but last year you went insane.
“And now I’m back. Besides, I solved the problem.”
Which was that numerous people were pooping on the bocce courts.
“Won’t happen again.”
You sound sure.
“Mines.”
Oh, fuck.
“They’re not lethal unless you’re reeeeally small.”
Like a child?
“Children don’t play bocce.”
No, but they play in sandboxes.
…
“My plan may have a flaw.”
Little bit.
“I need to get off this fucking hill. Grahame, carry your father down the hill.”
“Aw, Daaaaad.”
“CARRY YOUR FATHER DOWN THE HILL, BOY!”
“Fine!”
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