“Why are you the only one with a cool microphone?”
“Because I paid for them. When you buy the microphones, then you can have the cool one.”
“Fine, I’ll buy my own cool microphone.”
“You will do no such thing, young man.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m your father and I said so.”
“That’s not fair! JIIIIIILLLL!”
“I’m pretty sure you call her Mom.”
“Whatever. You’re just mean. You hate me.”
…
“Are you Brian or Grahame?”
“SEE! You don’t even know who I am!”
“You look so similar.”
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