• Mother of all Bombs
  • Granddaughter of all Machetes
  • Second Cousin of all Flashbang Grenades
  • Family Friend Whom Everyone Calls Uncle of all Tiger Traps
  • Son-In-Law of all Pepper Spray Canisters
  • Estranged Aunt of all Thermal Detonators.

And Brian Williams can’t tell which one is the most beautiful.