Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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Happy Accident

We almost missed Oops Day, Enthusiasts. (Well, the second of two: the first night was crap.) The 1981 European tour (the proper fall tour, not the mini-tour from March) is overlooked, mostly because it was under-recorded, which this show tries to rectify all by itself: there is a fine and clear SBD available, and there’s also one of the best AUDs ever made, listenable to even the pickiest of ear. Plus the video, which though not pro-shot, is decent enough for an impromptu gig in 1981.

(Remember, Younger Enthusiasts: it used to be stupidly complicated to film stuff. The cameras were enormous; the tapes were enormous; the batteries were enormous; all three things were expensive as shit. Plus you had to know how to use the gear: it wasn’t like today where you press the red button. I mean, the record button was red back then, too, but you understand me. There were f-stops involved, and white balancing to do. Old video cameras needed to be white balanced every ten minutes, and in four years of hanging around my high school’s TV studio, I never did figure out what the hell white balancing was.

And then–then!–if you wanted to edit your raw footage, you couldn’t do it on the computer; computers did not do that in 1981: you needed an entire suite of equipment which, again, you needed hours of training to work. The only way to do it, other than being really rich and buying the stuff yourself, was to sign up for time at the local public access television station. The past was not just terrible, but an awful hassle.)

Anyway, Garcia and Bobby had taken a day off to go to Amsterdam while everyone else putzed around back in West Germany, but you would have gone, too: Jim Carroll, the poet who wrote the song People Who Have Died, was giving a reading and William Burroughs was going to be there, and also it was Amsterdam. The shindig was at the Melk Weg (a locally-famous rock club, not a hash bar, as in some of the more urban legends) and the Amsterdamians had some guitars, and Garcia and Bobby ended up playing a seven-song acoustic set.

They must have had fun, because they talked the rest of the band into returning a few days later and playing two unscheduled shows; no one brought any gear except Phil, who insisted on his own bass; it looks odd, like a tribute band that didn’t do any research:

oops-concert

And even though that is Phil’s bass, he played it for such a short time that it looks weird, too. Can you spot the one familiar touch? Behind Phil: bigger thing stacked atop smaller thing. Precarious Lee made the trip.

(Garcia and Bobby don’t have their guitars because the road crew had to be relieved of any responsibility before they would agree to go to Amsterdam instead of Paris, like had been planned. Literally every single other rock band that ever existed would not have had this problem because the Dead were the only band that allowed the road crew a vote.)

Rock Scully wrote that this was the Dead’s “last great adventure” and he was right: after this, it was football stadiums and Persian; neither of those things lend themselves to spontaneity. There were the Formerly the Warlocks shows, but that was more of an inside joke than a flight of fancy. No more playing in the park; no more chucking the drum kits onto a flatbed truck; no more extension cords lacing from streetlight to streetlight like laundry lines. Places to go, people to be.

The show’s a good one, with the goofy and off-kilter energy you would expect from men playing borrowed instruments; in fact, they play two sets of borrowed instruments, as they open with the last acoustic set that they would play until the next one they did, which was at some point after this one, because that’s the way the words “next” and “last” work.

Just like it is in 2016, October 16th was Bobby’s birthday in 1981, and the crowd sings Happy Birthday to him to open the night; he thanks them by forgetting the words to On The Road Again. The rest of it is the standard Acoustic Dead repertoire: Bird Song, Cassidy, close with Ripple. Garcia is in fine voice throughout: check out his backing harmonies on Race Is On.

AND LOVELIGHT! YAAAAY! After a nine-year shelving, the rocker came back into the rotation. The Dead had stopped playing the tune because the guy who sang it died; this evening began a still-ongoing tradition of Bobby taking over the dead guy’s songs. The crowd (mostly Americans) goes nuts when the hear the familiar riff from Live/Dead, and Bobby gets all excited and starts yelping, and then Garcia starts going DWEEDLEEDWEEDLEEDEE real loud: it’s a good time. And then the Jerry Weeper and Sugar Mags, and good night, Amsterdam, wherever you are.

After that, it was on to Paris, and then Barcelona, and then Pittsburgh. (You know the European tour is over when you play Pittsburgh.) No more kooky road trips or accidents: what happened happened because it had been scheduled to happen. Everything changes; nothing lasts.

But you can watch the show, or listen to it, or listen to it a different way. Or you could have your own Oops concert, take off and be glorious somewhere you weren’t expected. There’s always a party in Amsterdam, wherever that is. Nothing changes; everything lasts.

And It’s All The Same Street

I’ve been to Chicago only once; they have a zoo in Grant park which is both free and seamlessly incorporated into the park. You’re taking a walk, not bothering anyone, and all of sudden you realize you’ve been looking at tapirs for five minutes. There is also a restaurant called the Billy Goat Tavern that the “Cheezburger cheezburger” sketch was based on and the burgers are so good that for hours afterwards, I was purposely belching just to retaste them.

And I went to the top of the Sears Tower, because it’s the law.

My connection to the Windy City is, I’m trying to get at, slight and superficial at best. Which is why the choice to listen to every single Dead show (within certain stringent, yet highly arbitrary limits) ever played in Chicago confuses me.

We begin with 12/3/79 at the Uptown Theater. (What a wonderful name: it grounds you in place and lifts you up simultaneously, poetry by excision…plus, none of that excruciating use of the British spelling bullshit. Theater is an American invention, and for that matter, so is the English language.  Fuck England. Y’know why? Because it’s Friday night and I’m home eating fried chicken and blathering on semi-nonsensically about a band led by a man who married a woman named fucking Mountain Girl. I can’t decide whether I’m a fox or a hedgehog when it comes to bad decisions: have I made one big awful choice, or millions of tiny horrid one? At least I have my chicken.)

A show without much acclaim, from a year that gets very little attention, in a city that at first glance looks like it was more immune to the charms of our favorite drug-soaked gibbons than other cities.  They played Boston, an exponentially smaller city, the same number of times; Philly, an exceptionally smelly and pointless place, more.

Maybe it was the relative dearth of colleges. Maybe the Dead made the (entirely righteous and Godly) decision that if these pork-infused Chicagoans insisted on calling that gooey tomato abortion ‘pizza’, then they were people to have no truck with. Maybe it was the fact that the Picasso sculpture used to have a dick before a certain someone punched it off. These are all logical and historically plausible reasons, especially the thing about Billy. The entire day before, he could be heard muttering darkly, “Modernist bullshit. Its eyes are like the eyes of every slum owner who made a buck off the small and weak. And of every building inspector who took a wad from a slum owner to make it all possible. I’m gonna punch it in the dick.”

Anyway, check out the propulsive Jack-A-Roe, slathered in Brent’s Fender Rhodes (the shag carpet of musical instruments). Compare the warm, friendly sound to Keith’s BLOCK CHORDS OF DOOM during the his last years with the band. (They’re actually even quite notable as early as Fall of ’77, the entirety of wich I recently finished listening to. Sweet sweaty Christ, I need a woman in my life. Or a tapir.)

River Deep, Mountain Girl

I would be physically unable to call another human being “Mountain Girl” without making a hash of the thing and being thrown out of the room for harshing everyone’s groovy groove. Nor would I be able to substitute MG, knowing as I do what it stands for.

“Mountain Girl, would you pass the salt, please?”

No. I could not do that.

 

Mountain Girl had Kesey’s baby, then Garcia’s kid. She wins being a Hippie Chick.